Ask Mindy...All your questions
answered!
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THIS is
the
person
you trust
to answer
all your
questions??
???
 
 
 
 
Hey Mindy!!!
I have a few friends that luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv your show too... We all act crazy like
you!! That IS a compliment.... Do you have any friends that act like you???


Write Me Back-
Jamie Sullivan from Alabama age 9

Deeeeeeeeeeear Jamie,

Thank you for your message.  Unfortunately,  I am only accepting complaints at this
time.  Please try again later.

Thank you, and enjoy your stay.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

ps:  Will you and your friends be my friends that act like me?  
PULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASEEEE?!?
Dear Mindy,

Do you want to be a rock STAR when you grow
up?

Luuuuuuv,

Julia

Deeeeeeeeeeeeear Julia,

All my life I've been fighting what I know is my
destiny to become a rock STAR.  This talent I
have at yodeling and air keyboard is hard to
smother.  Don't tell anyone, but my REAL dream
for when I grow up is to be......old.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy with sugar on top

deeeeeaaar,mindy  I am max one day my friend
was at his grandma's house.
cacaroches all over the place.he didnot know
what to do


luuuv,max

Deeeeeeeeeeeear Max,

Tell your friend that there are a lot of recipes that
call for "cockroaches all over the place."  With a
working Ronco Food Dehydrator you can make
bite sized chips out of them, mix them up with a
bit of flower and you've got yourself a delicious
cockroach cobbler!  If you're really feeling
festive, try smothering them with pesto and an
olive!  They make a great appetizer.

Hope that answers the question you didn't ask!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely "Crazy for Cockroaches" Mindy
Dear Mindy, why does all your pet hotdog want to
do is rot?
Doesn't it want to do something else?

From Hallie

Deeeeeeeeeeeeear Hallie,

My pet hot dog "Frankfurter" used to want to join
Circ De Soile (sp?), but now all it wants to do is
rot.  

Thanks for asking!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

Dear Mindy,
What does your hot dog  do?
Love ,
Nadia Norah 's sister

deeeeeaaar,mindy  I am max one day my friend
was at his grandma's house.
cacaroches all over the place.he didnot know
what to do

luuuv,max

Deeeeeeeeeeeear Max,

Tell your friend that there are a lot of recipes that
call for "cockroaches all over the place."  With a
working Ronco Food Dehydrator you can make
bite sized chips out of them, mix them up with a
bit of flower and you've got yourself a delicious
cockroach cobbler!  If you're really feeling
festive, try smothering them with pesto and an
olive!  They make a great appetizer.

Hope that answers the question you didn't ask!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely "Crazy for Cockroaches" Mindy
Your voice sounds so much like Jenny Kay?  Did
you play Jenny Kay when you younger?

Keaton Walker

Deeeeeeeeeeeear Keaton,

If you're insinuating that I "ate" Jenny Kay then
you are seriously mistaken.  BUT, her name does
sound familiar.  I think I beat her in a tournament
of rock/paper/scissors once.  Or maybe she beat
me.  I can't remember.

Thanks for asking!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy
MINDY DOES YOUR DOG LIKE FRIENCH FRIES?

Deeeeeeeeear ???

My dog likes frozen French Fries only. I wish I knew why.

Thanks for asking!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy
dear mindy would you rather eat 3 packs of gum at once
or eat a doller?
will you put on spungbob campfire song song
from ananomus

Deeeeeeeeeeeeear Ananomus,

Well!  That certainly is an interesting name!  Where can I get one?!
The question you pose is a tough one.  Both seem so delicious!  Grownups
are always talking about how important it is to eat your greens, and a
dollar is green....but then three packs of gum at the same time just
sound like so much fun!  Especially if I were to fall asleep with them
in my mouth and they drooled out and got all trapped in my hair.  What
could be more fun than THAT?!

Since I just couldn't decide, I asked my mom to help me out.  She said,
"Stop talking to those imaginary friends of yours!  They're a bad
influence!"  So that's the answer I guess.  Neither the dollar, nor the
three packs of gum.  Ho Hum. Boo. Hoo.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy
Theres this kid thet sits behind me and
anows me what
shuld I do?

Deeeeeeeeear No Name,

Well, you've come to the right place!  
I'm the most annoying person I
know!  Ask anyone who knows me!  
Usually, people who sit behind me in
school threaten to hire lawyers with
their allowance money.  The lawyers
would then place what is called a
'restraining order' on me.  That means
I can't come within breathing distance
of the person I'm annoying.  It
works like a charm everytime!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy
mindy whats the xm kids radio stations phone number
p.s. you have a reall great show

davis amedu 2 from new jersey age 10

Deeeeeeeeeeeear Davis,

Our phone number is 1-866-328-2345.  If my mom answers then just tell
her you're looking for me.  She may try to talk your ear off.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy
*******ABSOLuteLY MiNDy FAN MaIL*****Straight from the Milk
Bottle!!
!*******


Why is your Mom so strange? How old is she? Does she like scooby doo?
from questionmark

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeear Question Mark,
My mom is so strange because I raised her...er...you know what I mean.  I don't know
how old she is, but I do know that she's younger than Abraham Lincoln...I'm pretty sure.
 Scooby Doo is her favorite dog.  She even likes him better than hot dogs.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

Dear Mindy,
Do you have a boyfriend?
your friend Suzan

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeear Suzan,
I'm not allowed to have a "boyfriend" until I'm 45 years old...or remember to brush my
teeth.  Whichever comes first.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

Dear Mindy,
I can't stop fighting with my brother A.J.  What should I do?  We love your show and
listen in our car.  We tried to call you yesterday but we were in the middle of North
Texas driving and my parents said the phone did not work.  I wish we lived in
Coliflordia.  I bet the phone always works there.

Love,
Rochelle
Charleston, SC

Deeeeeeeeear Rochelle,
If you can't stop fighting with your brother A.J. you should just give him to me.  I've
always wanted a brother to fight with, but I never got one.  You are so lucky.  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

Dear Mindy-
I want you to come to my house for a play date.  Ican teach you how to play some of my
games.

Love,
Luke D. from N.Y.

Deeeeeeeeeeeear Luke,
I would L-O-V-E to come to your house for a play date!  Do you have snacks?  Can your
mom pick me up?  Can I just stay at your house forever?  I'll be waiting by the mailbox at
the end of my driveway.  I live around the corner....from somewhere.

Thanks for inviting me!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

derrrrrrrrrro Mindy,
Can I come visit you sometime? Where do you live? What is your address?

What would you like for your birthday? What would you like for a pet? What is
your cell phone number?

From,
Zoey

Deeeeeeeeear Zoey,
You can come visit my anytime Girly Girl!  Just ask your mom!  I live around the corner,
and my address is 4 something drive...or is it avenue...or do I live on the highway?  Let
me get back to you on that.

For my birthday, I want for the ground and the sky to trade places for the day.  I already
have a pet hot dog, but I would like one of those giraffe birds with the long necks.  I
don't have a cell phone number, but you can alway call me at 1-866-328-2345.  If my
mom answers, just ask for me.

Luuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy

Dear Mindy,
Why are you so crazy?  What is your favorite food?  I can't believe your pet isn't really a
pet.

Kate

Deeeeeeeeeeeeear Kate,
Thanks for asking!  First of all, crazy people never know they're crazy.  Second of all, my
favorite food is mayonaise...but only when it comes in a little packet like at Wendy's.  
Finally, my pet hot dog "Frankfurter" IS really a pet!  I even taught him how to play dead!

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv,
*Absolutely Mindy